Tannoy, "Can the guy with the curly hair and white clogs please leave the telescope department and make his way to the vinyl record store on the 3rd floor?!..Your British rock band mates are waiting to begin the signing session!"
Brian, "Well I hope you're happy!! He was telling me he had a 'Starmaster 7" Oak Classic' stashed away and promised me a go!"
Freddie, *not AGAIN*
Roger, "Brian, you arrived just in time! we're about to go into full colour!
Brian, "but not 3-D?"
Brian, "Hi, I'm Brian, do you like telescopes?"
Kid, "Hey man, can you sign these quickly before I have to talk to the boring science dude at the other end"
Brian, "What!?! Microscopes?? are you taking the piss? what's wrong with you woman?? What do you do when the moon is apogee?? Where is your microscope God then? Where??!!I am so agogue we've gone into sepia!!
