"I touch your lips with mine" and then I take then with me back to the hotel...

 "There's a very definite chance that we can use you on the cover of 'Mullet World Magazine' Mr Taylor, but as for you Mr May, technically we don't think that it qualifies as a Mullet, 'business at the front -party at the back' just doesn't cut it here.I have the number of '18th Century powdered wig world' if you are interested.

 Brian, "All I'm saying is that if 'somebody' had decided to put the studio key in their pocket as they were the last one to nip outside for a fag we wouldn't be in this predicament, that's all"

 Roger,"Fred this 'Tea' you got off your Moroccan mate on Kensington market..?
Freddie,"Yes dear?"
Roger, "Well I can see a giant dragon emerging from Brian's clog.."
Freddie, "Quite...scone?"

Tannoy, "Can the guy with the curly hair and white clogs please leave the telescope department and make his way to the vinyl record store on the 3rd floor?!..Your British rock band mates are waiting to begin the signing session!"